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Disclaimer & Privacy Policy



Welcome to THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM. These Terms of Use, along with policies, agreements and guidelines located throughout the THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM website applies to use of website located at http://www.THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM (the "Site"). If you visit or shop at the Site, you accept these conditions. Please read them carefully. By accessing any areas of the Site, you are deemed to have accepted these Terms of Use and other policies, agreements and guidelines identified throughout the THOUSHALTLAUGH Site.

THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to change, add or remove portions of this Terms of Use, at any time. It is your responsibility to check this Terms of Use each time before using the Site. Your continued use of the Site following the posting of changes will mean that you accept and agree to the changes. You agree that all subsequent purchases by you will be subject to the terms and conditions of this Terms of Use, which shall apply until we post a modified Terms of Use and then in accordance with such modified Terms of Use. As long as you comply with this Terms of Use and any such modifications, THOUSHATLAUGH.COM grants you ("End User") a personal, non-exclusive, non-transferable, non-sublicensable, limited privilege to enter and use the Site.
  1. Content; Copyright and Trademark Notice. All media (downloaded or samples), software, text, images, graphics, user interfaces, music, videos, photographs, trademarks, logos, artwork and other content on the Site (collectively, "Content"), including but not limited to the design, selection, arrangement, and coordination of such Content on the Site is owned or licensed by or to THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM, and is protected by copyright, trade dress, and trademark laws, and various other intellectual property rights laws. Except as expressly provided in this Terms of Use, no part of the Site and no Content may be reproduced, recorded, retransmitted, sold, rented, broadcast, distributed, published, uploaded, posted, publicly displayed, altered to make new works, performed, digitized, compiled, translated or transmitted in any way to any other computer, website or other medium or for any commercial purpose, without THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM's prior express written consent. Except as expressly provided herein, you are not granted any rights or license to patents, copyrights, trade secrets, trade dress, rights of publicity or trademarks with respect to any of the Content, and THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM reserves all rights not expressly granted hereunder. THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM expressly disclaims all responsibility and liability for uses by you of any Content obtained on or in connection with the Site.

    "THOU SHALT LAUGH" and the other marks indicated on our Site are registered trademarks, trademarks or service marks of THOUSHALTLAUGH.com and its affiliates. All custom graphics, icons, logos, page headers, button icons, scripts, and service names are trademarks or trade dress of THOU SHALT LAUGH Inc. or its affiliates. All other trademarks or service marks are property of their respective owners. The use of any THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM trademark, service mark or trade dress without THOUSHALTLAUGH.com's express written consent is strictly prohibited.
  2. Registration; Customer Accounts; Use of Site. Certain services offered on or through the Site require you to first open a My Account. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your My Account information, including your password, and for all activity that occurs under your account. You agree to notify THOUSHALTLAUGH.com immediately of any unauthorized use of your account or password, or any other breach of security. You may be held liable for losses incurred by THOUSHALTLAUGH.com or any other user of the Site due to someone else using your password or customer account. You may not use anyone else's password or customer account at any time. You may not attempt to gain unauthorized access to the Site. Should you attempt to do so, assist others in making such attempts, or distributing instructions, software or tools for that purpose, then your customer My Account will be terminated. You agree to provide us with accurate, current and complete information about yourself and your billing information as prompted by the registration process. You may update any of your My Account information, designate a different credit card to be billed, or change the applicable expiration date on your currently designated credit card, by clicking on the My Account button and selecting the appropriate link. You may not use any automatic device, program, algorithm or methodology, or any similar or equivalent manual process, to access, acquire, copy, probe, test or monitor any portion of the Site or any Content, or in any way reproduce or circumvent the navigational structure or presentation of the Site or any Content, to obtain or attempt to obtain any materials, documents or information through any means not purposely made available through the Site. You agree that you will not take any action that imposes an unreasonable or disproportionately large load on the infrastructure of the Site or any of the systems or networks comprising or connected to the Site. You agree that THOUSHALTLAUGH.com will not be liable to you or to any third party for termination of your access to the Site.
  3. Consent To Collection, Use & Disclosure of Your Personal Information. As more fully described in our Privacy Policy, you must disclose certain Personally Identifiable Information to use our Site, register, and make purchases. As a condition of registering with our Site or making any purchases of any products and/or services or conduct any transactions, you represent that you have first read our Privacy Policy and consent to the collection, use and disclosure of your Personally Identifiable Information and Non-Personally Identifiable Information as described in our Privacy Policy. Our Privacy Policy's terms and conditions will change from time to time, and as a condition of browsing the Site, using any features or making any purchase, you agree that you will first review our Privacy Policy prior to making any initial or subsequent purchases.

    While THOUSHALTLAUGH.com takes reasonable steps to safeguard and to prevent unauthorized access to your personal information, we cannot be responsible for the acts of those who gain unauthorized access, and we make no warranty, express, implied, or otherwise, that we will prevent unauthorized access to your private information. IN NO EVENT SHALL THOUSHALTLAUGH.com OR ITS AFFILIATES BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES (WHETHER CONSEQUENTIAL, DIRECT, INCIDENTAL, INDIRECT, PUNITIVE, SPECIAL OR OTHERWISE) ARISING OUT OF, OR IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH, A THIRD PARTY'S UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER SUCH DAMAGES ARE BASED ON CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, TORT OR OTHER THEORIES OF LIABILITY, AND ALSO REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THOUSHALTLAUGH.com WAS GIVEN ACTUAL OR CONSTRUCTIVE NOTICE THAT DAMAGES WERE POSSIBLE.
  4. Consent To Our Communication With You By Email. By entering the SITE, and each time you make a purchase through our Site, you grant permission for THOUSHALTLAUGH.com to contact you at your email address.
  5. Conditions of Sale and Payment Terms. To purchase any goods and/or services on our Site, you must (a) be at least eighteen (18) years of age or the applicable state age of majority, (b) be a natural person (no corporations, partnerships or other legal entities), and (c) be a resident in the 50 states of the United States of America, exclusive of its commonwealths, territories and possessions ("United States"). Prior to the purchase of any goods or services on our Site via credit card, you must provide us with a valid credit card number and associated payment information including all of the following: (i) your name as it appears on the card, (ii) your credit card number, (iii) the credit card type, (iv) the date of expiration and (v) any activation numbers or codes needed to charge your card. By submitting that information to us, you hereby agree that you authorize us to charge your card at our convenience but within thirty (30) days of credit card authorization.
  6. Methods of Payment, Credit Card Terms and Taxes. All payments must be made by VISA, MasterCard, Discover, Paypal, or American Express. We currently do not accept cash, checks or any other payment form. Your card issuer agreement governs your use of your designated card, and you must refer to that agreement and not this Terms of Use to determine your rights and liabilities as a cardholder. You agree to pay all fees and charges incurred in connection with your purchases (including any applicable taxes) at the rates in effect when the charges were incurred. Unless you notify THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM of any discrepancies within sixty (60) days after they first appear on your credit card statement, you agree that they will be deemed accepted by you for all purposes. If THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM does not receive payment from your credit card issuer or its agent, you agree to pay all amounts due upon demand by THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM or its agents. You are responsible for paying any governmental taxes imposed on your purchases, including, but not limited to, sales, use or value-added taxes. THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM shall automatically charge and withhold the applicable sales tax for orders to be delivered to addresses within any states or localities that it deems is required.
  7. Order Acceptance Policy. Your receipt of an electronic or other form of order confirmation does not signify our acceptance of your order, nor does it constitute confirmation of our offer to sell. THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM reserves the right at any time after receipt of your order to accept or decline your order for any reason. THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM further reserves the right any time after receipt of your order, without prior notice to you, to supply less than the quantity you ordered of any item. Your order will be deemed accepted by THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM upon our delivery of products or services that you have ordered. All orders placed over $500.00 (U.S.) must obtain pre-approval with an acceptable method of payment, as established by our credit and fraud avoidance department. We may require additional verifications or information before accepting any order.
  8. Pricing Information.
    1. Pricing May Differ from Retail Stores. Pricing on the THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM Site may vary from a retail store sale pricing.
    2. No Responsibility To Sell Mispriced Products Or Services. THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM shall have the right to refuse or cancel any orders placed for products and/or services listed at an incorrect price, rebate or refund, or containing any other incorrect information or typographical errors. THOUSHALTLAUGH shall have the right to refuse or cancel any such orders whether or not the order has been confirmed and your credit card charged.
    3. Modifications to Prices or Billing Terms. THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM RESERVES THE RIGHT, AT ANY TIME, TO CHANGE ITS PRICES AND BILLING METHODS FOR PRODUCTS OR SERVICES SOLD, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY UPON POSTING ON THE SITE OR BY EMAIL DELIVERY TO YOU.
  9. Indemnification. You agree to indemnify and hold harmless THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM and its parents, sister companies, subsidiaries, affiliates, service providers, other End Users, distributors, licensors, officers, directors and employees from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any third party arising out of or related to your violation of this Terms of Use, or your violation of any law, regulation or third-party right.
  10. Disclaimer of Warranties. THE SITE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES, CONTENT, SOFTWARE, ARTWORK, DATA, AND INFORMATION ARE PROVIDED "AS IS." THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES AND/OR CONDITIONS, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS TO ANY MATTER WHATSOEVER RELATING TO OR REFERENCED BY THE THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM SITE, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES AND/OR CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY OR QUALITY OF DATA AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, SUITABILITY, TITLE, NON-INFRINGEMENT, LACK OF VIRUSES OR CORRESPONDENCE TO DESCRIPTION.
  11. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY. THE ENTIRE RISK ARISING OUT OF THE USE OF THE SITE, THE USE OF ANY PRODUCTS AND/OR SERVICES OFFERED ON OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SITE, AND/OR THE USE OF ANY CONTENT REMAINS WITH YOU. IN NO EVENT SHALL THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM OR ITS LICENSORS OR ANY OF THEIR OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS OR AFFILIATES BE LIABLE FOR ANY CONSEQUENTIAL, INCIDENTAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE, OR OTHER DAMAGES WHATSOEVER (INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF BUSINESS PROFITS, BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, LOSS OF BUSINESS INFORMATION, OR OTHER PECUNIARY LOSS) ARISING OUT OF THIS TERMS OF USE OR THE USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE ANY PRODUCTS, SERVICES, AND/OR CONTENT, WITH THE DELAY OR INABILITY TO USE THE THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM SITE OR RELATED SERVICES, THE PROVISION OF OR FAILURE TO PROVIDE PRODUCTS OR SERVICES, OR FOR ANY INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND CONTENT OBTAINED THROUGH THE SITE, OR OTHERWISE ARISING OUT OF THE USE OF THE THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM SITE WHETHER BASED ON CONTRACT, TORT, NEGLIGENCE, STRICT LIABILITY OR OTHERWISE EVEN IF THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. NOTWITHSTANDING ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS TERMS OF USE OR POSTED ON THE SITE, THE MAXIMUM LIABILITY THAT THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM SHALL HAVE IS LIMITED TO ANY AMOUNTS ACTUALLY PAID TO THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM BY END USER. YOU ASSUME ALL RISK OF LOSS FOR SHIPPED PRODUCTS. ORDER INFORMATION SUCH AS BILLING OR SHIPPING ADDRESS THAT IS INACCURATE OR INCOMPLETE MAY RESULT IN DELAYS THAT SHALL NOT BE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM. YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT THE LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY, DISCLAIMERS OF WARRANTIES AND LIMITED REMEDIES SET FORTH HEREIN REPRESENT AN INSEPARABLE ALLOCATION OF RISK (INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, IN THE EVENT OF A TOTAL AND FUNDAMENTAL BREACH OF THIS TERMS OF USE) THAT IS AN ESSENTIAL BASIS OF THE BARGAIN BETWEEN THE PARTIES.
  12. Policy to Terminate Privileges for Copyright Infringement. In accordance with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM has adopted the following policy toward copyright infringements on the THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM Site:

    "THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM will block access to and/or remove any material that it believes in good faith to be copyrighted material that has been illegally copied and submitted to our site."
  13. Acknowledgement The Terms of Use, including all documents referenced herein, represents the entire understanding between the End User and THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM regarding End User's relationship with THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM and supersedes any prior statements or representations. When using the THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM Site or making a purchase there from, END USER AGREES TO BE BOUND BY THESE TERMS OF USE.
  14. Modification THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM reserves the right to make changes to the Site, posted policies and these Terms of Use at any time without notice.


THOU SHALT LAUGH PRIVACY POLICY



Privacy Policy

We at THOU SHALT LAUGH Inc. have created this privacy statement in order to demonstrate its firm commitment to individual privacy. The following discloses our information - gathering and dissemination practices for this site.

Personal Info & Its Use

THOU SHALT LAUGH Inc. uses your IP address to help diagnose problems with our server and to administer our web site. Your IP address is used to help identify you and your shopping cart and to gather broad demographic information. Our site uses cookies to keep track of your shopping cart. We use cookies to deliver content specific to your interests. Our site's registration form requires users to give us contact information (like their e-mail address), unique identifiers (like a password), financial information (like their account or credit card numbers), and demographic information (like their zip code, age, or income level). We do not market this information to any outside companies. In some instances, we may share some of this information with certain Marketing Partners. The customer's contact information is also used to contact the visitor, when necessary.

Our site uses an order form for customers to request information, products, and services. We collect visitors' contact information (like their e-mail address), financial information (like their account or credit card numbers). We may also collect demographic information (like their zip code, age, or income level).

At times, THOU SHALT LAUGH Inc. may conduct user surveys. When we do, we gather that information in order to help evolve our business model. At no time do we sell any personal information, but we may share that information with Business Partners.

We may, at times, use the demographic information we gathered as a marketing or promotional tool. When we do that, we will make sure it remains entirely anonymous.

From time-to-time, Sam Goody may run contests on our site in which we ask visitors for contact information (like their e-mail address) and demographic information (like their zip code, age, or income level). We use contact data from our contests to send users information about THOU SHALT LAUGH and promotional material from some of our partners..

THOU SHALT LAUGH Inc. also allows any customer to create an account with THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM. This allows the user to simplify his or her purchase process at any the THOU SHALTLAUGH.COM site. All the information that a customer may supply when creating an account will be held in the strictest confidence. It will be used simply to manage the payment of orders and the shipping of same. Sam Goody does not share any private financial information about its customers with any outside company or agency unless required by law. We may share other information with marketing partners.

Links

Pages at THOUSHALTLAUGH.COM contain links to other sites. THOU SHALT LAUGH is not responsible for the privacy practices or the content of such web sites.